March 30, 2003
The USRSF

The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite-fighting group called the U.S. Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

Bubba, Hoss, Cooter, and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines with the following information about the Iraqi�s:
1.The season opened last weekend
2.There is no limit.
3.They taste just like chicken.
4.They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus
5.Some is queer
6.They are directly linked to the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The war should be over in a week!
GO GET EM BOYS!
muhahaha i died laughin when i saw this on Ericka's profile..now i'm gigglin like whoa!

Thomasyne @ 5:15pm

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